hamster excited

Once went to "summer camp"...

Except it was during the fall, and it was a mandatory 3 days at a crap establishment for everyone in my grade. they had the most awful food, some of which i ate, and then i also ate lots of jell-o. i didn't want to crap there because the toilets were absolutely crawling with filth and a few insects here and there. when i got back at school, i took a dump in the school toilets; the poo was mostly brown with a few green spots, about an inch an a half in diameter, and the green spots were webby, like those pictures of brain cells or nerves (like this).
i'm not sure if the greenness was due to holding in the poo for so long, or due to the crap food they served. either way, it was an awful three days.

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The Parrot...

the elephants

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Beh

When I was 11 my class went on a three-day camping trip. The toilets were terrible. One night we all went on a hike through the woods with nothing but one weak flashlight. I had to poo but I decided not to as I'm the master of holding it. Right before we set off I noticed lighting off in the distance. I was scared to death of storms, and I still am at night. I ran up to the counselor dude and he waved it off as heat lightning. I hated him. I was half crying the whole time we were hiking, and with every step the lightning got closer. It started thundering and people started getting worried. I definitely had to shit by then. About a quarter mile from the end of the trail, the thunder got extremely thunderous and the lightning lit up the entire forest. It started pouring down. I thought the apocalypse was coming and that I was going to die horribly. I squealed and started running twice as fast as anyone else was. I could have gotten lost but I didn't care. I was so scared I forgot about holding it and ended up pissing myself completely, and then a huge sticky log found a home in my pants. Lovely. I darted into the toilets and promptly ripped off my pants and underwear. I tried to clean them off in the sink, crumpled them up and whimpered in the bathroom until the storm went away. I was avoided the rest of the trip.